rolypoly-dandy:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

avocado’s number

Source: beesmygod

frnkkk:

whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember

(via mybradleyvalentine)

Source: frnkkk

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(via prawnmael)

Source: breadstickfanclub

undeadkelso93: all-i-do-now-is-duck-around: starrchildlemon: callmeizhmael: starrchildlemon: callmeizhmael: When I click on the google toolbar in the corner of my browser these are the first searches that come up? It’s kindof depressing how much they tell about me. And it’s just sad that I’m studing for my masters in physics and I still have to check google that velocity = frequency * wavelength |D Watson you’re a brick OH MY GOD “chickens go in pies come out” YOU ARE PERFECT
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undeadkelso93:

all-i-do-now-is-duck-around:

starrchildlemon:

callmeizhmael:

starrchildlemon:

callmeizhmael:

When I click on the google toolbar in the corner of my browser these are the first searches that come up? It’s kindof depressing how much they tell about me.

And it’s just sad that I’m studing for my masters in physics and I still have to check google that velocity = frequency * wavelength |D

Watson you’re a brick

OH MY GOD

“chickens go in pies come out” YOU ARE PERFECT

(via all-i-do-now-is-duck-around)

Source: callmeizhmael

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dinuguan:

nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

(via solipsists)

Source: nuclearbummer

d0gbl0g: zukuku: sportyspice94: i laughed at this for a good 2 mins why is everyone focusing on the dog when this guy got “HAND” tattooed on his hand shut uP dogs r always the focal point
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d0gbl0g:

zukuku:

sportyspice94:

i laughed at this for a good 2 mins

why is everyone focusing on the dog when this guy got “HAND” tattooed on his hand

shut uP dogs r always the focal point

(via neuwerk)

Source: gabbymeowflute

cityblue30: The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore I remember this episode. The bear had it coming.
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cityblue30:

The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore

I remember this episode. The bear had it coming.

(via starrchildlemon)

Source: thelolgifs

prawnmael: areyouasardine: prawnmael: MY FAVE BEANO COMIC My one claim to fame is that when I was about nine I sent in a picture of a “Little Squelchy Dennis” - a mash-up of the little squelchy things in the Calamity James strip and Dennis the Menace - and they printed it in the letters page of the Beano. I was so freaking excited. OH GOD I HOPE I SAW THAT, well donnnnnnnnnnne. Also callmeizhmael OF COURSE I AM NOT JOKING! Squelchy thingies r da best.
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prawnmael:

areyouasardine:

prawnmael:

MY FAVE BEANO COMIC

My one claim to fame is that when I was about nine I sent in a picture of a “Little Squelchy Dennis” - a mash-up of the little squelchy things in the Calamity James strip and Dennis the Menace - and they printed it in the letters page of the Beano. I was so freaking excited.

OH GOD I HOPE I SAW THAT, well donnnnnnnnnnne.

Also callmeizhmael OF COURSE I AM NOT JOKING! Squelchy thingies r da best.

idiotblogger:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

(via mybradleyvalentine)

Source: teapayne

briunmaysexhair: piratescarfy: missannerevenge: easterberry: I was holding it together pretty well until “abomination” I cant even deal with “YOU GUYS ARENT LOOKING” *dead* I lost it at WHAT THE HECK omg these are hilarious I lost it at resetti fsghkbsfdghjbgafs
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briunmaysexhair:

piratescarfy:

missannerevenge:

easterberry:

I was holding it together pretty well until “abomination”

I cant even deal with “YOU GUYS ARENT LOOKING” *dead*

I lost it at WHAT THE HECK omg these are hilarious

I lost it at resetti fsghkbsfdghjbgafs

Source: the-dragon-priestess