The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
oh my god look at the little baby
oh no
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal
AAAAHHHH precious
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Me and Ellie reacting to this gif over Skype:

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I just find porn gifs really funny? These two people are trapped in the act of coitus for eternity.
Like, after the apocalypse there’ll be a computer somewhere with just a gif of a cock bobbing around forever.
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pokemon: don’t go to school and engage in cockfighting with terrorists
banjo tooie: you’re like a bear and you wear a backpack and there’s a bird in it. sometimes you play as a weird dude with a skull head and he can shock people with his stick or something. yeah.
neopets: you create a virtual pet and never interact with it and watch it starve to death as you play video games and invest in the stock market
The Sims: Make a virtual version of yourself and make them wildy successful whilst the real you sits alone in your underwear at 4 in the morning
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I went to bed so early last night? And now it’s half seven and I’m awake this is the worst?
